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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Gus eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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