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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Champ eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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