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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Zeus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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