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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Loki eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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