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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dexter eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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