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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jenkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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