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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simba eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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