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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Teddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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