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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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