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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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