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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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