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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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