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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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