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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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