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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Alfie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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