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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Poppy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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