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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daenerys eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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