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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Trotsky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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