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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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