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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Roxy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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