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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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