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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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