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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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