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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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