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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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