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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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