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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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