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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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