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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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