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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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