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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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