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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Murphy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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