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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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