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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Maggie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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