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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Toby eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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