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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Lola eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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