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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rosie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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