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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daisy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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