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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Charlie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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