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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pennywise eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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