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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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