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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Trotsky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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