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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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