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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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