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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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