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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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