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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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