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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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