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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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