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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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