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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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