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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Toby eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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