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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Teddy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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