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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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